精彩幽默、顽皮淘气情话大全（中英双语）
Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?
你的手看起来挺沉的，我帮你拿着好吗？
You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
你可能很快就要被赶出去了。因为你让这里的其他女人都黯然失色。
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
让我们实施一场完美的犯罪吧：我来偷走你的心，你来偷走我的。
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
像你这样的好女孩儿，待在我这么肮脏的大脑里干嘛？
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
其实我没这么高，我只是正坐在我的钱包上。
Were do you hide your wings?
你的翅膀藏在哪儿了？
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
从1到10打分的话，你是9，我就是你需要的那个1。
Save water, shower with a friend!
节约水资源，和朋友一起洗澡！
I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
我打赌我不用碰到你就可以亲到你的嘴唇。（亲她）哦，好像我输了。
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
看到那边我的朋友了吗？他想知道你觉不觉得我帅。
Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas
注意带着绳子和眼罩的精灵！为什么？因为我今年跟圣诞老人要的圣诞节礼物是你。
You remind me of the 21 letters in the Alphabet (She: there 26 letters) Oh I forgot the U R A Q T
你让我想起了21个英文字母。
（她）：有26个英文字母
哦，我忘记了U R A Q T
（you are a cutie)
Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one
尽管今晚外面没有星星，但你如此耀眼，就像一颗星星。
I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.
我不是电工，但我可以让你一整天都明亮起来。
Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
你是时间旅行者吗？因为我能够在我的未来里看到你。
Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable.
你是老年痴呆症的解药吗？因为你让人无法忘记。
I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
我永远都不会和你玩捉迷藏这个游戏的，因为像你这样的人是很难找到的。
Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?
你得嘴唇看起来很孤独，它们愿意跟我的嘴唇呆在一起吗？
Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart.
周围有没有警察？我要偷走你的心了。
Are you the sun? Because you’re so beautiful it’s blinding me.
你是太阳吗？因为你是如此美丽炫目，几乎要让我失明了。
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
我不喜欢囤东西，但我想把你囤一辈子。
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
玫瑰是红的，我的脸也是，只有你在时，才会这样子。
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
你是相机吗？因为每次我看到你，我都情不自禁地微笑。
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
你知道什么是美丽的吗？ 读这句话的第一个字。
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
猜猜看我现在戴着什么？戴着你给我带来的微笑！
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
我能跟着你吗？因为我妈妈说要追随我的梦想。
I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
我应该叫你谷歌，因为我想要找的，你都有。
Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.
你能碰一下我吗？我想告诉我的朋友们我被天使触碰过了。
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing
你的父亲是牧师吗？因为你就像是上帝的祝福。
Your so cute its distracting
你太可爱了，都让我分神了。
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
我不是器官捐献者，但我很乐意把我的心给你。
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case
我不相信一见钟情，但我愿意为你破例。
I don’t really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.
在遇见你之前，我一直都不相信一见钟情。
Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.
你身上所有美丽的弧线中，我最喜欢的是你的微笑。
Do you have a band aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you.
你有邦迪吗？我被你迷倒了，擦伤了膝盖。
My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
我的朋友们跟我打赌说我不能搭讪到最漂亮的姑娘，想不想用他们的钱买点喝的？
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
你的笑点亮了整个房间，我不得不过来。
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
你看起来很冷，想把我当成毯子用吗？
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
你可能会从天上坠落，可能会从树上坠落，但最好的坠落方式，是跟我一起坠入爱河。
You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
你真的不该化妆，你糟蹋了你的完美。
I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?
我很怕黑，你今晚陪我一起睡好吗？
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
我想成为你的泪滴，这样就能生于你的双眸中，住在你的脸颊上，殒于你的嘴唇间。
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
我今天过的很糟糕，看到漂亮女孩对我微笑，总是能让我感觉好起来。你能对我笑一下吗？
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness
我没办法不过来跟你说话。甜美是我的软肋。
If I’d follow you home, would you keep me?
如果我跟你回家，你会收留我吗？
Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
（问对方现在几点了）
9:15？那么现在是2008年5月1日，晚上9:15分。谢谢。我只是想要能够记住我遇到梦中女孩的确切时间。
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
一个男孩给了女孩12朵玫瑰，11朵真的，1朵假的，他告诉女孩：只有当这些玫瑰都枯萎了，我才会停止爱你。
I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
我知道你今天很忙，但能把我加到你的待“办”清单里吗？
Do you like sleeping? [Yeah] Cool, we should do it together sometime!
你喜欢睡觉吗？
（耶！）好棒哎，抽空一起睡吧？
Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
美女你这么火辣，你要是去南极，会造成冰山融化的。
You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
如果IE浏览器都有足够勇气让你把它设为默认浏览器，那我也有足够勇气约你出去。
Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
嘿，美女，你的名字叫Wi-Fi吗？因为我觉得我跟你心心相连了。
She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
她：我有男朋友了。
你：那我们来讨论一下如何让你没有那个男朋友。
My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
我妈妈觉得我是gay，你能帮我证明她是错的吗？
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
你的衣服得走了，但你可以留下。
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
谁赶紧报警？长这么好看，肯定违法的！
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
请告诉你的乳头让它们不要老盯着我的眼睛看。
Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?
亲吻，是爱的语言....那么，我们来畅谈一番吧！
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
去我家吧，做点无论做不做我都会告诉别人我们做了的事情。
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
我刚才被你的美貌迷住了，撞到了那面墙上。麻烦给我一下你的名字和电话，保险报销时需要用到。
Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
嘿，有人放屁了，我们离开这儿吧。
Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
不好意思，我没多少现金，你介意我们乘一辆出租车回家吗？
（hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
（伸出手）我出去散个步，能在我散步时候帮我保管一下这个吗？
If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you.
如果我是一只猫，那么九次生命我都会和你一起度过。
You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.
你：我好嫉妒你的裙子。
她：为什么？
你：因为它在触碰你的身体，而我不能。
You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
你太自私了！你的身体，你余生会一直拥有，而我只想拥有一晚上而已。
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
你的珠宝首饰很美，它们放在我床头柜上的话会漂亮极了。
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
你知道有的男人会买很贵很贵的车来弥补自身的一些短处吗？我甚至连车都没有。
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
你知道你的头发怎样才会很好看吗？
（不）
在我大腿上。
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
人的身体里有265根骨头，你想要再要一根吗？
Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.
性是邪恶的，邪恶是罪过、罪过会被原谅；那我们开始吧
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
我的爱的配方是，一杯你，一杯我，用力揉，趁热上。
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
我们的爱，只有橡胶能相隔！
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue
我打赌我的舌头能打过你的舌头。
I have a boyfriend” – Well you look like the kind of girl who could use two
我有男朋友了。
你看起来是那种可以有两个男朋友的女孩儿。
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
你是魔术师吗？每次我只要看到你，其他人就消失了。
I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
我得给你看看我见过的最漂亮的姑娘。（把手机给她看，并打开手机前摄像头）
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
你肯定是个技术高超的贼，你在房间这头就把我的心给偷掉了。
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
刚刚是地震了吗？还是你让我的世界天旋地转了？
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
我的手机有点问题。里面没有你的号码。
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
我的眼睛肯定是出问题了，我没办法把它们从你身上移开。
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
哎哟！我牙好痛！
（为什么？）
因为你太甜了。
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
难怪今天天空是灰色的，原来所有的蓝色都跑到你眼睛里来了。
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime
很多人喜欢看奥林匹克运动会是因为它4年才举办一次。但我更愿意和你说话，因为遇到像你这样特别的女孩，一生才会有一次。
It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
房间里很暗，哦，慢着！原来是因为所有的光芒都聚集在你身上。
I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
我有个闹钟，早上会发出最美妙的声音，想过来听听吗？
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
我不是醉，我只是为你而陶醉。
If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
如果你明天早上会后悔这一切的话，我们也可以一直睡到下午。
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn’t equal my love for you.
如果在撒哈拉沙漠每粒沙子上都写上爱，也无法匹敌我对你的爱。
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
如果我是一个操作系统，你的运行程序在我这里始终优先处理。
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
如果我是移植医生，我会把我的心给你。
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
如果我是交通灯，每次你经过时我都会变成红灯，只是为了能多看你一会儿。
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
如果每次你让我微笑时，我能伸手握住一颗星星，那么现在我的手掌里就已经有了整片夜空。
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
如果我能重新排列字母表，我会把U和I放在一起。
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
想知道你有没有多的心脏？我的好像被偷掉了。
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
如果晚上有个胖胖的男人把你装到袋子里，别担心，因为我告诉圣诞老人我想要你当我的圣诞礼物。
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
我想知道你有没有时间让我撩你？
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close I see heaven in your eyes.
我不知道你是美丽的天使还是性感的魔鬼，但现在近距离看你，我在你眼睛中看到了天堂。
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
如果美丽是时间的话，那你就是永恒。
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
我希望我是斗鸡眼，这样我就能见你两次了。
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
我给你算一下你的未来吧。
（拿过她的手，把你的电话号码写在她手上）
你的未来很明确了。
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
我之所以打喷嚏，因为上帝把你赐给了我。（英语文化中打完喷嚏会说一句God bless you）
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
我再也不需要见太阳了，因为你的眼睛点亮了我的世界。
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
希望你知道怎么做心肺复苏，因为你美得让我无法呼吸了。
How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?
作为这里最漂亮的女孩是什么感受？
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
你好，丘比特打电话来了，他说让我告诉你他要把我的人心要回去。
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.
你好，你结婚了吗？
（是的）
但我并没有听到你说很幸福。
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
Hello，你好吗？
（很好）
嘿，我又没问你你长得怎么样。
Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
真奇妙，我一整晚都在盯着你的眼睛。因为我从没见过如此深色的眼睛竟然有如此闪耀的光芒。
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
有那么一会儿我以为我死了，去了天堂。现在我知道我还活得好好的，其实是天堂被带到了我眼前。
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
抱歉，我掉了点东西，我的下巴！
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight
不好意思，你刚才在那边是不是丢下了什么东西？
（什么？）
这段对话，现在让我们重新拾起来吧。
Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
打扰一下，未来某一天我会想要孩子的，我想跟你讨教一下，你父母是怎么样创造出像你这么完美的孩子的？
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
打扰一下，如果我朝这边一直直走的话，会到达你的心吗？
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
即使地球上没有重力，我也依旧会为你倾倒的！
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
你还记得我吗？
（不）
哦，难怪，我们只是在我梦里遇见过。
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
你想看张美女的照片吗？（拿起一面镜子）
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
你昨晚在我梦里跑了一整晚，你的腿痛吗？
Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
你喜欢蓝莓还是草莓？因为我想知道明天早上点什么口味的pancake。
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
我以前是不是在Vogue封面上见过你？
Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
你有橡皮吗？
我没法把你从我大脑里去除掉了。
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
可以给我一张你的照片吗？这样我可以给圣诞老人看我想要的圣诞礼物。
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
麻烦你离酒吧远一点好吗？你这么火辣，把这里的冰块都融化了。
Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!
你确定你不是外星人吗？因为你已经劫持了我的心。
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
美女，你太甜了，你让好时公司都倒闭了。
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
女士你是不是迷路了？因为天堂离这里好长一段路呢。
Are you an interior decorator? ‘Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
你是室内设计师吗？因为当我看到你，整个房间都变得美丽起来。
Excuse me?) It’s dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.
打扰一下，周围很多如饥似渴的坏人，像你这样的女孩子在外面，是很危险的。不要担心，我会保护你的。
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
没有你的人生，就会像是一台没有操作系统的电脑。
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
这些珠宝是真的吗？（是的。）我在说你眼睛里的珠宝。
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics
（网聊时）我知道你头像照片是假的，但能告诉我你头像照片里那个模特的名字吗？
My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
我的床垫有点硬，帮我一起多用用让它变软点吧。
